I was up to bat....hit a nice line drive out center-field...AND apparently as I ran from 3rd to home..Kane (my bro-dog) was intensely watching.
As I ran over to them......this was what was said.
Me: hu...hu..hu...breathing hard.
Kane: I noticed when you ran from 3rd to home...you have a BUTT now since you had a baby....
Me: Thanks kane. I always wanted a butt. I have noticed my pants fit differently.
Kane: You look great though.
Me: thanks Kane.